WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Vexed 10:58 Thu Jan 3
Re: Biggest wanker ever to play for us ?
Genuine legend Di Canio, there can be little argument about that.

This clown thinks he's amongst the biggest wankers ever to play for the club. I despair.

southbankbornnbred 10:58 Thu Jan 3
Re: Biggest wanker ever to play for us ?
That situation was also made worse, from what I recall, by Man Utd being a bit opportunistic and hawkish about the price tag after the hip problem was revealed.

southbankbornnbred 10:57 Thu Jan 3
Re: Biggest wanker ever to play for us ?
TM,

I get what you're getting at. And I can't condone the fact that it happened.

But I'm a journalist, and I can tell you that it happened sometimes back then. And it still happens once in a while these days. Sometimes, when transfers are about to take place in the summer (when players tend to head off abroad) photo-shoots take place before the deal is signed and sealed.

The "problem" with the Ince photo is that the deal stalled after the photo was taken, due to his hip (I think?) injury/medical. So he remained a Hammer for a while after it was taken.

Absolute stupidity on part of Ince, Mendy and the club, don't get me wrong. But I've heard similar tales from other clubs, players and hacks.

Takashi Miike 10:51 Thu Jan 3
Re: Biggest wanker ever to play for us ?
southbank, I'm not on the attack or looking for an argument but you said he was worse than a prick who had a photo done in another team's shirt while still being paid by west ham. what ince did was as low as it gets, I'll never forgive the snide cunt

southbankbornnbred 10:47 Thu Jan 3
Re: Biggest wanker ever to play for us ?
Depends on your point of view, MD. Any player asking for himself to be substituted when his team is losing - because he's having a strop - is hardly commendable. It's about as unprofessional as it gets - and it is tantamount to quitting when your team-mates need you.

That's all I'm saying. I'm not saying it makes Di Canio the biggest wanker to play for us - I should make that clear. Just that even he had his moments in a West Ham shirt.

On another note, it's interesting how many of our fans try to tell me how Ince acted at Stoke. You see, I was there - and there weren't that many of us up there that night. Come on here, though, and that night is like the Cable Street riot: everybody in east London seems to infer they were there and saw it all.

Ince stood, for a short period, with his hands on his hips and seemed to have quit the club in that moment. There's no denying it. But I also recall him making several hefty tackles in that game - at least as many as some of our other players. We were god awful at Stoke that night, and Ince's pathetic behaviour made the situation ludicrous. There's no esacaping it. But he never asked to leave the pitch.

Ince, Di Canio or god. You stop playing or trying for West Ham, then you should all be criticised. That's how I see it.

Bernie 10:43 Thu Jan 3
Re: Biggest wanker ever to play for us ?
Payet is the only player I know of that flat out refused to play. On top of ridiculous money we'd given him and helped turn him into a superstar.

Filth

Bernie 10:42 Thu Jan 3
Re: Biggest wanker ever to play for us ?
You can't slag Nolan. It wasn't his fault he got the contract he did.

He also walked away from a large part of it when he knew he was done here, he could easily have sat around and coined it.

gank 10:38 Thu Jan 3
Re: Biggest wanker ever to play for us ?
Mark Noble for wrestling his own support to the floor by the throat. One of our own? Is he fuck.

Mad Dog 10:34 Thu Jan 3
Re: Biggest wanker ever to play for us ?
Bit of a Difference between dicanio getting overpassionate in the heat of the moment
And ince standing around like a cunt

southbankbornnbred 10:24 Thu Jan 3
Re: Biggest wanker ever to play for us ?
Oh dear, Vexed, you a wee bit angry that I criticised your hero?!

I'm saying that the guy still had his moments of selfish madness, much as we loved him. You'll get over it, you wanker.

;-)

pdbis 9:56 Thu Jan 3
Re: Biggest wanker ever to play for us ?
Far too many to list.

TeVaz 9:54 Thu Jan 3
Re: Biggest wanker ever to play for us ?
Andy Carroll.... not fit for purpose!

geoffpikey 9:53 Thu Jan 3
Re: Biggest wanker ever to play for us ?
I can't believe Nolan is getting panned in this regard.
He did really well for us. Good pro too, to my mind.
He was top scorer for 2 seasons!
We got good value for a initial £1.5million.

kylay 9:49 Thu Jan 3
Re: Biggest wanker ever to play for us ?
Big fat Frank.

Vexed 9:42 Thu Jan 3
Re: Biggest wanker ever to play for us ?
Anyone that digs out Di Canio is a fucking WANKER

Biggie Biggs 9:39 Thu Jan 3
Re: Biggest wanker ever to play for us ?
Benni McCarthy or Titi Camera 2 fat cunts who just didn't even bother . Kevin Nolan was excellent for a couple of seasons so you'd have to be a right twat to pick him

zebthecat 9:37 Thu Jan 3
Re: Biggest wanker ever to play for us ?
Toss up between Payet and Sherringham on the pure wanker scale.
I have met Teddy Sherringham and he is an even bigger grade A tosser in real life.

Mex Martillo 9:32 Thu Jan 3
Re: Biggest wanker ever to play for us ?
Luis Boa Morte, sometimes I wonder if the player or our management were the problem, Luis signed at 30 years old, with us for 5 seasons, played in 109 games, scored 2 and 2 assists.

Athletico Easthamico 9:26 Thu Jan 3
Re: Biggest wanker ever to play for us ?
Ljunberg was a piss taker.

jim@chickenrun 9:23 Thu Jan 3
Re: Biggest wanker ever to play for us ?
Can think of a few,peter Eustace,mike small,john Radford,sandy Clark,kieran dyer,Gary breen.

southbankbornnbred 9:15 Thu Jan 3
Re: Biggest wanker ever to play for us ?
Mex,

Fair point - you have got to go a long way to beat Payet's refusal to play for a club that had just given him a £1m bonus on top of his whopping salary.

Fantastic player. Ungrateful wanker of a man.

He gets my vote.

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